Before anything was named

What I wrote yesterday really got me thinking. I was lying in bed, and i kept thinking and thinking and thinking bout it(How things got named and the times BEFORE that).
I wonder... Maybe back in the caveman days, the cavemen and cavewomen didn't talk at all!
When she's cold, she hits him on the head. He starts a fire. hahaha...
When he's hungry, he hit's the ground with his huge um... stick thing. she fetches him a BIG piece of meat still dripping with blood and they eat together.
When he's in pain, he never shouts, nope. No crying either. Cavemen gotta be strong. haha... Silently she mends his wounds. (wait. with what? let's all wonder together. hmm...)
When she's going to bed, she mumbles:' Nuuuuhhh....' and he mumbles it back while keeping watch of the cave.
See! You don't need to name ANYTHING for you to live in a cave! hah! i mean, they don't have many things, just maybe a stick, a 'bowl', a 'spear' perhaps... You can't possibly loose things in a cave can you? besides, you can always grab another if you loose it. So... back then, the cavemen and cavewomen didn't need to scream
" WHERE"S MY TIE?" or "WHERE ARE MY EARINGS??" or... "I"M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK!!!"
Coz of course, they didn't NEED to work to get food on the ta-- ahem! i mean ground. AND they didn't need no money for clothes coz they wouldn't be taking their clothes off since umm.. i don't think they bathe. Do they?

Anyway, there was just one part about the not talking i didn't really get.
First the question was 'Can we survive without talking using proper words?' -----YES
'Can we understand each other without talking/mumbling using proper words?'-----YES
and now, THE question is...
'Then, how do the cavewomen ... gossip????" ---- answer? i have NO IDEA.

Maybe that's why they made words up! HAH! To gossip! i mean, you don't actually believe that cavewomen DIDN"T gossip do you? NO way! It's only natural for girls to gossip!
*sigh* (of relief)
ok, i feel better now. At least it is now clear that Women or rather, the FEMALE gender came up with all these words we're using now. haha.. not those rough men. hehe...
Hooray for the gurls! :)

p.s. That was just me thinking. So, umm... no, i don't think whatever i just typed down were actually TRUE.Sorry to dissapoint you girls. oh, but i DO make a point! haha... :p

p.p.s. And no, i'm not a sexist or anything... I"M NOT! REALY!!! don't you believe me???