What are friends for?

Well then, that's a very interesting title don't you think?
Do you ever think about that question?

What are friends for?

Well... let me tell you!

~FRIENDS ARE SLAVES~

Oh yes they are! What do you mean you don't use your friends? Come on! I'm sure you-
Oh wait, come to think of it, I think I"m the only one who uses her friends as slaves... And my friends LET ME. WOW you guys! You really love me don't you!

So anyway, I've just realised that the closer you are to me, the more I torture you. Yup! I don't know! I mean, look at Yingxu! I slap her practically everyday! Haha!!
Well, other than that, I also make you do things for me if you're a close friend. Haha!! See what I mean by friends are slaves? (but of course, you'll never know I'm actually USING you 'coz I'd make it sound like a FAVOUR!)
Stop gasping! It's not like I do it on purpose! It's a habit! I'm so used to it, it's umm.. NORMAL for me. Yup, I never really knew I was making others my SLAVES untill my dear Yingxu told me. SHE found out...

THANKS A LOT YINGXU!
Now I know I have the makings to be someone big and important. Haha! YAY!

Okay, so now you think you're not close to me huh! Just because I've never hit you before... Umm.. Lesse... I think there ARE a few exceptions... Let's take my ballet friends for example. I don't think I hit them... 'cept for Carmen on her birthday(kinda slapped her. Don't worry! I don't hit hard!)... Yea... This is probably because I hit people when I'm crazy. Yup. And when I go for ballet, they're usually CRAZIER than I am, so I get pretty normal.

I think.

Hmm... That brings me to what I asked my friends(yx, darell, chris, yn, shrek) today during lunch.
I like asking people questions about me. Really. Ask Li Li. I think I've asked her too many to count these past 2 years...
So anyway, I asked

"Do you think I'm crazy?"

" YES! "

Wow! I didn't expect you guys to answer me so fast and so loud and EVER SO SURE! Oh well... So now I'm crazy... Yay?


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Do YOU think I'm crazy?