Math jokes~ XD

THIS, is hilarious. Seriously. Haha... Have fun!

BALL BEARINGS
A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were being interviewed. As part of the process, they were given 2 brass ball bearings, left alone for a while, then asked what they had done.

Mathematician: "I haven't done anything with them, but I've some theories about 2-ness."
Physicist: "I've tried to balance one on the other, and have some ideas about friction."
Engineer: "Er... they broke."

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BLACK SHEEP
An engineer, a physicist, a statistician and a mathematician were on a train heading north, and had just crossed the border into Scotland.

The engineer looked out of the window and said "Look! Scottish sheep are black!"
The physicist said, "No, no. Some Scottish sheep are black."
The statistician : "It's not significant. We only know there's one black sheep"
The mathematician looked irritated. "There is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, of which at least one side is black."

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BONE
Three hungry cannibals --- who were a chemist, a physicist and an engineer --- found a human thigh bone.

The chemist licked it, and put it in water to try to dissolve it.
The physicist tried to break it open to get at the marrow.
The engineer took it, hit the other two over the head, and ate them.

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FENCE
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence.

The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution."
The physicist is next. He creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd."
The mathematician is last. After giving the problem a little thought, he puts a small fence around himself and then declares, "I define myself to be on the outside."

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PUNCTURE
A project manager, a hardware engineer, and a programmer were in a car. Coming down a hill, a tyre got a puncture, the car went out of control, and a bad crash was only narrowly averted.

The project manager wanted everyone to help draw up a plan of how to fix the car and carry on.
The hardware engineer wanted to change the tyre and carry on.
The programmer wanted to go back to the top of the hill, drive down again, and see if the problem happened again.

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REALITY
An engineer thinks that equations are an approximation to reality.
A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to equations.
A mathematician doesn't care.

Tagged, yet again~

Woohoo~ Got tagged by May. XD

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 ppl at their tagboard to ask them to do this!
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
Crawling Back To You - Backstreet Boys
CRAWLING BACK TO WHO? GOSH! I sound so pathetic!! Owh! Maybe that's how I feel today! Haha... Pathetic. Wow. Didn't know my player could read feelings... XD Am feeling sorta crapppy today 'coz I'm gonna be having this mock interview tomorrow and I don't like interviews. No no I don't. Not at all.

WIll you get far in life?
Mei li de shen hua (Beautiful myth?) - From "The Myth"
Wow. Who cares about getting far in life if my life's a beautiful myth?!? Haha!! Wow. Now I'm REALLY content.

How do your friends see you?
Cry - Faith Hill
WHY PEOPLE? WHY?!?! You see me as a person who CRIES?!? Or do you cry when you see me? I know I can be too crazy at times, but cry?? CRY?!?

Will you get married?
McQueen and Sally - Randy Newman - From Pixar's Cars
Did McQueen and Sally get married? It's a mystery. We'll just have to wait for "Cars 2!" Well, if they MAKE a "Cars 2" that is.

What is your best friend's theme song?
Party Starter - Will Smith
WHOA! Xuxu's a party starter?!? WHOA!!! Didn't know that! Must hold big parties and see what happens. Aww... XD You're jealous! ^^

What is the story of your life?
Give My Love - Edward Chun
Aww... How sweet~ My life's all about me giving my love. ^^ I love you, you, you, you and YOU!!!

What was high school like?
I found a reason - Cat Power
Yeah. I found a reason to live in high school. THANK YOU EVERYONE! XD

How can you get ahead in life?
Come What May - Moulin Rouge
COME WHAT MAY! Never fear challenges! Face them HEAD ON! YEAH! (Which reminds me of that interview... *sis's screaming "IT'S A SIGN! IT'S A SIGN!"* Yeah... I should face it head on! CHAAARRGGEE!!!!)

What is the best thing about your friends?
When it all falls apart - The Veronicas
Wow. They stick with me when it all falls apart. *wipe tears* Touched! THANKS PEOPLE! LOVE YOU LOADS!!! ^^

What is in store for this weekend?
Tsukurimashou! - Azumanga Daioh
Rreehhh???

What song describes you?
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
I"M NO GUY! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!? MR. BRIGHTSIDE?!? That so does NOT describe me!

To discribe your grandparents?
What I've Been Looking For - High School Musical
*sigh* They're exactly what I've been looking for in grandparents, which doesn't sound right because I haven't been LOOKING for grandparents... Already have my own and they're GREAT!

How is your life going?
No Promises - Shane Ward
Aww man... My life's not promising? That's so....... HURTFUL Media Player!

What song will they play at your funeral?
Because You Live - Jessy McCartney
YEAH PEOPLE! YEAH! Your lives are so much more interesting because I was there! Because I was there to make it so much better! I knew it! I"M IMPORTANT AFTER ALL! *phew*

How does the world see you?
In Too Deep - Sum 41
In too deep in what? I'm not doing anything bad! I"M A GOOD GIRL!!! 'cept for lazing around... but I can change! I can be hardworking! *cough* after I go offline *cough* Haha...

Will you have a happy life?
Girl All the Bad Guys Want - Bowling For Soup
*cough* You tell me.

What do your friends really think of you?
Only Time - Enya
Only time can tell. Haha~~ Maybe they need time to really figure out what they really think about me. I'm too crazy to judge. ^^

Do people secretly lust after you?
Sore Ga, Ai Deshou (That's love, right?) - Full Metal Panic
People lust over me because they're in love with me? Well well...

How can I make myself happy?
We're All in This Together - High School Musical
When we stick together! Yeah! When I've got friends who'll be with me no matter what! Again, love you people!

What should you do with your life?
Miracles Happen - Myra
Is this yet another sign? To ask me to chase my dreams? Because miracles happen? But I'm scared! Take risks, eh? Because miracles might happen! Wow. That makes me feel better. ^^

Will you ever have children?
The Black Pearl - Pirates of The Caribbean
Umm... Is that a yes?

Haha... That was not bad. ^^
Now to tag others~~~ With the power vested in me, I now tag...
1. Florence
2. Yi Ning
3. Cat!
4. Keat
5. Tian An

Email from London~

First thing's first, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Lilian and Mariane! Haha~~ ^^
Happy belated birthday to Li Li~~ Love ya lots!

Anyway, dad got an email from my elder sis and mum just a few days ago. Made me realise that she's really really really REALLY gone! (She left on the 18th. I should've went to see her off, I know! But I didn't.) She's really really really REALLY gonna be studying there for 4 years! I won't be seeing her walking around at home anymore! Made me miss her immensely out of a sudden. Well, I miss mum too, but mum's coming home, so that's different.

And to think it'll be my turn next year! Oh gosh, I'll miss home so much! I'll miss everyone so much! *sigh* I can't believe it's actually happening. That she's really gonna be studying overseas. Heck, that I'm really gonna be leaving home soon! (well, it IS in less than a year!) This is where it all begins, eh? CHARRGGEEE!!!! Haha~~

So, I have no idea if I'm allowed to post this up, but haha.. thought it was really cute and funny so I'm posting it up anyway. My mum and sis are so cute! XD

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Hi POPS! (and Li Ee AND Li May IF you guys are reading. :p Later you all *dish* me... hehe..) Well, London is okay so far. I find things here more or less the same as KL. Only minor differences such as transport system being better, on time; people here are different; buildings look older and so on. BUT I think life here is more or less okay.

Oh ya, things here aren't too expensive either. In fact, they are rather cheap if you compare £1=RM1. You can get for example 3 loaves of bread for £2, a box of peaches (7/8 of them) for £1, two tubes of biscuits for £1...etc. Oh yea.. a box of cereal for slightly more than £1. So, things are considerably cheaper here IF you don't convert. SOME things are the same price even if you do. (psst... some things I mentioned, the prices I quoted are on offer. Hehe.. so MIGHT not be a fairly good representative of all the prices here)

I've been to quite a number of places here already. I can't even remember the names of the places. Half of the time I don't even know where I'd been. Haha.. well, of course I do know the names of those famous few such as Big Ben, Tower Bridge, London Eye... Oh yea.. went to Madame Tussauds too. Saw quite a number of wax figures there. A wee bit scary at times cause I imagine them suddenly saying something to me! HAha.. you never know right? Later some worker disguised as one of them and go BOO!! (I think there were a few who did that but at places like the entrance or at stairways leading to other halls of exhibition)

I'm now at mummy's cousin's place. All the pictures I took are stored away in my notebook. I have no idea how to connect to the wireless networks around here therefore I can't go online and post them up at my blog or have not emailed you guys back home. The reason for me not being able to connect is NOT because of any notebook problem, don't worry. :p It's because the wireless here. It has some security thingy so I need the network password and I don't know it obviously! Hehe... Mummy's cousin's family aren't really IT savvy people so I guess have to wait till I go to uni. Be patient kay? :p

Hmm... what else to say... oh ya, the time difference here and back home is seven hours. We'll try to fix up a time where it's convenient for everyone to talk once I settle into uni, okay? :)

Okay then, take care!! I have to go bathe now. Mummy's waiting for me to bathe so she can take my clothes to wash. PLUS she also wants to 'ke-poh' and see what I've typed. Hehe.. oh ya, everything's settled already. We'll be leaving to Coventry on Sunday... bla bla... mummy can update you guys about the things I left out or forgot. Anyway, mummy was stress and panicky! I think she's better now. :)

Byee people.. smelly me have to go. Mail you guys asap ya?

Love,
Li Hsien ^^

............continuation...... by mummy :p

Hi, i am doing fine over here but has been pretty hectic, the reason for this delayed email. I miss all of you and home and my bed haha.. Somehow, i dont have the mind set of a holiday, it s kinda stressful, worrying about accomodation, and wondering how to lug the heavy luggages in train and stairs!!!! Had our first experience from Heathrow to Kim's place, we had to carry the luggage over 2 flights of stairs!!!! You understand my concern now.

London is a very busy and crowded city and have its fare share of traffic jams. I get totally confused, lost and stressed. Looking forward to move to Warwick hoping it will be more relaxing!

You guys take care and hope I can get something really memorable for each of you, so far, no luck. They are simply not worth the $$

Love and miss all of you.

Cheers.

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Mum sounds like she's giving us a status report! How cute. Nyahaha... Mothers tend to worry more, eh? Hehe...

Aww man! Hopefully mum finds something that's worth the $$ for ME soon. HAHA~~

Miss them so much! One more week till mum comes home! ^^

*To think my mum misses her bed THE MOST!*... She told us that when we were talking to her on skype. XD Man... She's suppose to miss US the most! XD (They're sleeping on airbeds now, that's why. ^^)

Playing dress up?

Yesterday, my classmates and I went to the beach. *pause* HAHA~~!! Well, it sure seemed like it! You see, I don't know how or why, but my classmates came up with this wonderful idea. To 'play' dress up to college...

The theme was beach wear. XD Most of the girls didn't really participate in this little event (didn't have nothing to wear... and I'm not wearing shorts to college! WAY TO COLD~!!) but the guys sure did! Imagine guys walking in class one by one in flowery pants or shirts. XD *cough* Someone came in a 'Finding Nemo' pants too!! XD!! Finding Nemo indeed!! Haha~~ Now imagine our teachers' reactions. Oh, that was a good laugh. Haha~~

This Thursday, they've apparently decided on business wear. Oooooo...... I wonder how many will come in a suit! HAHA~~!! Possibly none. ^^ Well, either way, this is pretty fun! XD Now to dig up clothes from sis's cupboard...

MOUSETRAP

... WAS MARVELLOUS!!

Hehe... Was really entertaining. Enjoyed the show very much. ^^
Oh, if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's the drama that has been put together by students from Taylor's College. There's going to be one more show tomorrow night. Go watch it if you haven't! XD

It's a mystery murder. I sorta guessed the murderer after the second half. Hehee~~ How satisfying when he finally revealed himself. No, I'm not telling you who just yet, only because I don't want to ruin it for you. (well, and we were specifically told not to. Haha!! They said if anyone asks, say it's the director. XD The director indeed.)

My favourite scene was the first, when we got introduced to the characters, as they entered the set one by one. Hehe~ Making their entrance. Especially enjoyed Christopher Wren and Paravicini's entrances. Hilarious.

"Who am I?

You do not know.

Where do I come from?

You do not know."

*laughs* All in all, worth every penny and second spent. Good show! Good show~!

*Oh yes, and the emcee was really funny too. Hats off to Matthew George. XD Marry me!! XD XD!!

Mai-HiME

Haha~~ Just one of the videos I found on this anime that I liked. ^^
Mai-HiME's GOOOOOOD~~ haha!! GO WATCH IT! I stayed up the whole night yesterday, almost didn't sleep but was too afraid I'd get caught(don't tell no one!), so I did. Sleep.

My younger sis and Kwan Yew both complain that the ending's lousy though. I think it's okay. Not that bad. ^^ But really, overall the anime's good.
There goes one holiday day obsessing over it. XD

Farewell party~

Yesterday was my sister's farewell party. She's leaving for uk soon. Well, next monday actually. SO SOON!! I just know I'm going to miss her. *sigh* what with the empty room and all... And to think I won't be able to send her off because college'll be in session again! Unless I skip college, but I don't think I'm allowed to... *mumbles on and on*

Anyway, about yesterday's party! Had so much fun!! Haha~~ Sis had some friends over, and FAMILY! We went on Skype and talked to my aunt and uncle in Canada, and of course, Sierra! She's still as cute as ever! Oh oh! And she can sit and CRAWL now!! Hehe~~

Then suddenly, my aunties started doing yoga?? Haha!! In the middle of the living room! It was HILARIOUS! We took the oppurtunity to take pictures of them 'posing'. Sweet memories right? HAHA~~ Imagine! I was just sitting there, talking to the laptop when I looked up and... *stares and laughs her head off* "What are they doing?" I thought. Quickly I signalled my cousin to snap a few pictures with her camera. Surprisingly, my aunties didn't mind having their pictures taken! Wow. I'd have run off and hide! ><

Later, mum gave one of her very useful talks outside in the garden. Haha... She should SO hold talks in hotels. XD AND! Make people who attend pay! Hehe... I didn't really sit and listen though, just because I wasn't in the mood. I AM on holiday after all. The last of everyone left after 12.. Perhaps even 1am. ^^

Haha~~ All in all, it was a great party. After we washed up, elder sis and I stayed up to watch a movie. Failure to launch. Mum wanted to stay up with us, but she was ready before we were (we took quite a while) and fell asleep waiting. Sorry mummy!! :)

*sigh* Happy day~

Here, you can see us all crowded around a laptop, talking on skype. Haha~~ No idea why I look so bored... I didn't know someone was taking the picture!! ><>

Let's start with the yoga!


Hehe.. She's actually smiling at the camera! WOW!! XD


Ah yes, here's another pose for you to try~


Even John couldn't help but join in the fun! HAHA~~ He's so funny.

And here comes pictures of my cousins! Haha...

I love them to bits. *grins*





Shane and I


This is so funny!! Haha~~


John and muah


haha..everyone wants a piece of john.


oh yes, he checks to see if they're perfect everytime. Haha~~


Someone getting tired of the paparazzi already?!? XD


May and Shaun